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legains:

If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?

I was not prepared for this question

"where do you want to go?"
"Bill Clinton"

April 16th, 2014 at 3:33AM / via: whodes / op: legains / reblog / 339,100 notes

(Source: diasconredfox)

April 15th, 2014 at 11:59PM / via: zetsubo-teki / op: diasconredfox / reblog / 19,902 notes

almondmilkpapi:

on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

April 15th, 2014 at 11:33PM / via: emornell / op: fanboyin / reblog / 40,154 notes

I’m going to lose sleep thinking about how I missed out on posting “it’s a metaphor” memes

gloomyteens:

SPILL THAT TRUTH TEA HUNTY!

gloomyteens:

SPILL THAT TRUTH TEA HUNTY!

(Source: thenamelesssblog)

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

(Source: historyofmyobsessions)

polishwonder:

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

If someone ever bought me this as a gift I would throw it at them

polishwonder:

officialblueshell:

Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup

If someone ever bought me this as a gift I would throw it at them