If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question
"where do you want to go?"
on my wedding day im gonna tell my wife “you are the most beautiful woman ive ever seen” and then im gonna suck her titties in front of both of our families
Stephen King being Stephen King
I’m going to lose sleep thinking about how I missed out on posting “it’s a metaphor” memes
SPILL THAT TRUTH TEA HUNTY!
The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
If someone ever bought me this as a gift I would throw it at them